#10: This much sausage.
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| Seriously, who eats this much sausage?! |
#9: Things in bags that really should not be sold in bags.
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| Not just ice cream, but also sour cream, and even milk! This presents some logistical issues. |
#8: Spices and baking goods in packets.
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| Spices, cocoa, baking powder-- all very hard to find in jars, and very expensive if you do. |
#7: Unwashed produce.
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| That's how you know it's fresh, right? |
#6: Kinder eggs.
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| Apparently these are now illegal in the States. |
#5: "Mister Proper."
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| I guess Ukrainians prefer that things be "proper" more than "clean"? |
#4: Kefir.
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| Looks like milk... feels like yogurt... is actually neither. |
#3: Crab-flavored potato chips.
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| Yes, you read that correctly. |
#2: Whole pigs.
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| Because sometimes, "every possible cut of pork" is just not enough pork. |
And the #1 thing...
Colored... and yes, SCENTED... toilet paper.
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| Because I want my bum to smell like violets. |
By the way, one other thing you won't find in American supermarkets... potatoes fresh from my department head's mother's garden. :)
